Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed: 137 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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