Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 8368
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

    BloodCraft: Heroes Unite
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • QuiverMC

    QuiverMC

    Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Puffton Corporation SMPs

    Puffton Corporation SMPs

    A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 3835
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Crops Grown: 9605 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

    Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Mods
    FTB Quests
    Create
    AdAstra
    Mekanism
    Twilight Forest
    Blood Magic
    AE2
    Aphoteosis
    Productive Bees
    Alex’s Mobs
    Awesome Dungeons (all)
    CC
    Dungeons Now Loading
    Simply Swords
    Lootr
    FTB Chunks
    Farmer’s Delight
    MrCrayfish’s Furniture
    Artifacts
    Mutant Monsters

    Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

    Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

    A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

    Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

    A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

    Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

    So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

    > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

    And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4344 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

    TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

    So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Zombie Dances: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 73 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7457
    Farms Harvested: 273 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Ores Mined: 1079
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Alien Abductions: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Villages Defended: 17 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Dimension Hops: 14 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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