Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 225
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4973 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Farms Harvested: 625
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Zombie Dances: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ores Mined: 2923
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 81 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Potions Brewed: 146
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 176
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 94

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 30

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 113 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Dimension Hops: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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