Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
Magic Crystals Found: 22 Mythical Swords Crafted: 97
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Farms Harvested: 908

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MineHavoc

    MineHavoc

    Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 New Chunks Explored: 680277

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 8builders8tools

    8builders8tools

    8b8t.me Is a non vanilla anarchy, anarchy pvp, skyblock minecraft server where hacks and anything is allowed that supports 1.8.x to 1.20.x(recommended 1.20.4) Bedrock IP: br.8b8t.me Port: 19132

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Athenas Kingdoms

    Athenas Kingdoms

    Athena’s Kingdoms is a PvE community driven building server! With NO world resets, ever. How? We expand the map every year! Why? We like to build BIG! Featuring; – Anti – Grief land claiming – Player Shops – Keep inventory – Mcmmo skill leveling – Custom developed plugins – Discord integration – Live map – Community Events – Building Competitions – A friendly Community-driven experience

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6003 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixelmon Online

    Pixelmon Online

    Our servers use the Pixelmon Reforged mod in the latest version!Site www.pixelmononline.net Discord https://discord.gg/Zuy9yPZ Modpack https://bit.ly/pixelmononline IP pixelmononline.netMinecraft 1.12.2 Lucky Pixelmon 4 totally different Servers for every style of play

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PvPWars

    PvPWars

    PvPWars is a Minecraft server network released on March 25th, 2017. We have a lot of experience hosting fun, popular and unique servers! We are pushing the limits of the newest versions of Minecraft like no other server has done before! Join today to see all the custom features we have to offer!Java IP: org.pvpwars.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pvpwars.net Port: 19132

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Farms Harvested: 683
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kronic Romania MC

    Kronic Romania MC

    We are a Minecraft server from 2018, reopened today for you! The server is 1.20.1 at the moment and everything is redone from scratch. It was completely WIPE, to benefit from keys for crates on survival section, we are waiting for you to vote for customized prizes! We wish you pleasant fun with us and an unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hellbounds

    Hellbounds

    Step into the realm of Hellbounds, a cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style Minecraft server, where the legacy of Skybounds is reborn and transformed. Derived from the original Skybounds OG codebase, our server is a meticulously crafted universe, offering a unique blend of nostalgia and innovation. At Hellbounds, we’re not just revisiting the game’s origins — we’re redefining them with a modern twist.Immerse yourself in a fully custom-coded world brimming with bespoke features and continuous, thrilling updates. Engage in an ever-evolving landscape where each login promises new adventures and challenges. From gripping events to exclusive content, there’s always something to captivate your imagination and test your skills.Join a vibrant community of fellow enthusiasts eager to explore, build, and conquer. Whether you’re a battle-hardened veteran or a curious newcomer, Hellbounds is your gateway to an extraordinary Minecraft experience. Don’t just play the game; live the legend.Dive into the adventure at hellbounds.net and become part of a legacy where the past and future collide. Your epic journey awaits!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Potions Brewed: 130
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SamMc

    SamMc

    SamMc Server [ Treat others with respect ]

    There’s no need to say or do things to make others feel bad or upset. Trolling, generally defined as provoking a person/situation to get a response, is also not allowed. {-~-~ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 -~-~} 1) Absolutely NO GRIEFING 2) NO Spamming 3) NO Racism 4) NO Capital Letter on Server Chat 5) Respect Each Other 6) Do not beg other for item 7) No Cursing Words on Chat 8) NO Hacking , X-Ray, Etc. 9) NO Advertise other Server

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Reds Resort

    Reds Resort

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Piglin

    Piglin

    Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Ores Mined: 5487
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixelmon Horizon

    Pixelmon Horizon

    Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 35 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Villages Defended: 18
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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