Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Servers

  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Ores Mined: 8722 Gods Slained: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Potions Brewed: 76
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Towns Built: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Star Shards Collected: 80
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 791 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 29 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9508 Titanic Battles Fought: 17

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lunar Middle School

    Lunar Middle School

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SpeedMC Network

    SpeedMC Network

    Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8390 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Magic Items Found: 1898
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Project Eden

    Project Eden

    Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ores Mined: 2113
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Animals Bred: 145

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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