Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Towns Built: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

New Minecraft Servers

  • CovfefeCraft

    CovfefeCraft

    CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dimension Hops: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 89 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WoodyMC.de

    WoodyMC.de

    One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FraggleCraft

    FraggleCraft

    ** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!*  Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 835 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Realm Of Royalty

    Realm Of Royalty

    Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games–  Survival–  Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TroutWorld

    TroutWorld

    TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Astral Club

    Astral Club

    About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DownRiver Vanilla Smp

    DownRiver Vanilla Smp

    Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Helixia

    Helixia

    Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Emeralds Found: 284
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Dimension Hops: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlubbCity

    BlubbCity

    A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Animals Bred: 18
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hunter MC

    Hunter MC

    Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TheGroveMC

    TheGroveMC

    TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chaos Hub

    Chaos Hub

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Animals Bred: 110
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5893 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SolarGN

    SolarGN

    SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Animals Bred: 86
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 26 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RoyalCraft – Romania

    RoyalCraft – Romania

    MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Crops Grown: 8738 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Cube

    The Cube

    Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 674 Gods Slained: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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