Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 9
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 56
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Servers

  • BoppleMC

    BoppleMC

    A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 157

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ThunderTown

    ThunderTown

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineVillage

    MineVillage

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Quantum Realm

    Quantum Realm

    Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UnrealCraft Network

    UnrealCraft Network

    Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Zombie Dances: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vexius Network

    Vexius Network

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PetalCraft

    PetalCraft

    A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 453 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7300 Players Killed by Monsters: 174

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crescenta

    Crescenta

    Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HyCraft Network

    HyCraft Network

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5585 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Dimension Hops: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

    A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

    Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HelloMiners

    HelloMiners

    HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeSplash

    PokeSplash

    PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Animals Bred: 54
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FamilyMC Survival

    FamilyMC Survival

    Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Potions Brewed: 173 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrateSMP

    CrateSMP

    CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Animals Bred: 13 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Astrakane Legends

    Astrakane Legends

    Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Towns Built: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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