Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
Secret Passages Found: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Servers

  • GamiFun Demon Slayer

    GamiFun Demon Slayer

    MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • AuroEarth MC

    AuroEarth MC

    AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4413 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • GRM Pixelmon

    GRM Pixelmon

    How to Install / Join: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/installWelcome to GRM Pixelmon Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged This version of pixelmon runs on MINECRAFT 1.16.5! Modpack : https://reforged.gg/What do we offer GRM pixelmon was founded by a cat and cookies are the best. We offer a free rank, backpack and pokeheal for everyone. We have loads of custom content for our players like the Johto Region inspired by the pokemon games, Safari Zone, PokeHunt, Events, Daily Rewards and much more!Server Information IP Address: grmpixelmon.com Website: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dimension Hops: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 119 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Iperios

    Iperios

    Iperios[Semi-Vanilla]{Whitelist}{1.20.2}{Geopolitics}{Semi-rp}{Towny}{Dynmap}Iperios is a growing server that want to create a semi-rp and geopolitical atmosphere around the server.Plugins list: -Mcmmo -Essentials -Dynmap -Armorstandtools -Customheads -GriefPrevention -Harbor(Sleep plugin)Hope that you visit us and see you in Iperios! 🙂

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Farms Harvested: 382 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • TNTWcraft

    TNTWcraft

    A server based on vanilla survival with added protections. Head out of spawn and build almost anywhere you want and do just about anything else that you would want to.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MeepCraft

    MeepCraft

    Towny | Skyblock | Parkour | COD Zombies | Creative | CommunityWe’ve spent the last 10 years crafting the Ultimate Economy Experience and certainly have a lot of history with our community. Make lifelong friends and meet new people, our staff are here to support you along the way! Our gamemodes are always being tweaked and updated, with chances to win custom items in our community events. With past players like PrestonPlayz, LittleLizardGaming, JeromeASF, IAmTheAttack and Notch. Yes… the Notch, you cannot go wrong.IP: MeepCraft.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Farms Harvested: 524
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Potions Brewed: 21 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Just Bucket

    Just Bucket

    Brand new Survival server!! JUST BUCKET – [SMP] [ECONOMY]

    Jobs, Economy, SMP, soon to be Creative sub server as well.. Come be a part of a growing community!Do you like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Talk in the discord? All this while surviving nights and discovering new land? Then join us today, you wont regret it! Plugins: The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands! Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online. Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 488
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 60
    Farms Harvested: 820 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ThenzoSMP

    ThenzoSMP

    ThenzoSMPThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!join today to find out every feature!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • EstCraft

    EstCraft

    The EstCraft server is a SMP with a custom map. We have friendly staff and players. The server is mostly estonian, but english people are also welcome. We have plugins to make your experience better.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Potions Brewed: 24 Mythical Quests Completed: 33

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Skyland

    Skyland

    Hello and welcome to Skyland Minecraft! We are a server that focuses on world building with nations, cities and history on a Minecraft Java 1.18x-1.20x server that uses the Lands plugin.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Reforged Network

    Reforged Network

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Villages Defended: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Omnablock Network

    Omnablock Network

    Omnablock is an in-development network with 2 unique gamemodes that are “Survival with a twist”…Gamemode #1 is called TextureLack: every possible texture in the game has been taken away! In this world you must figure out how to survive when every block, item, entity and more are the exact same shade of white (or dark grey if you choose the dark mode pack). How will you get ores? How will you build your base when the colours of blocks don’t matter anymore? How will you avoid falling into lava pools in the daytime when they’re the same colour as the ground?? Change your gameplay and find out how much you’ve been taking Minecraft’s textures for granted!PLEASE NOTE: In order to prevent players exploiting the texturepack restriction by using mods, you cannot play this gamemode with Forge. Vanilla is required.Gamemode #2 is called Slice Of Life: in this mode, the entire world splits into 10-block wide strips of land. It feels like normal Survival at first, but you quickly realise that certain structures and biomes will be harder to find, so it’s important to survive with what land you’ve been given. Everything you build needs to fit within your 10-block strip, whether it’s a crop farm, mob grinder, or your base. You’ll need to change how you live in this gamemode where your land is only as wide as a 4-tier beacon!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • The Honeycomb

    The Honeycomb

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Harlon City Server

    Harlon City Server

    A server with an ever-growing country, featuring opportunities within business, building and politics. Hop on the functional metro to your brand new apartment and start your career on the server. Seek employment at a company or start your own – or maybe give a shot at the financial sector and trade stocks. If you’re unhappy with the ways things are run – call on your elected politicians for change, or maybe even run for office yourself?Buy yourself a car, or if you prefer to relax whilst traveling, hop onboard public transportation! Play sports and other mini-games: among others we have an exclusive hockey game, only playable in Harlon!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Buildings Constructed: 40

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SurvivalCraft

    SurvivalCraft

    SurvivalCraft has been around for a little more over a year now, and in that time we have created a friendly, community-driven server that welcomes all new players. Our staff-team is dedicated to make sure every player has a fun and fair playing experience. We can guarantee this by keeping the community relatively small, which in turn makes sure we are able to monitor what is going on at all times. At the moment we offer: – Survival – Skyblock – Minigames (Party Games, Bed Wars, Hide and Seek and Bomberman) We have a Discord server where we have channels for anything from memes to server suggestions. This ensures that players have a platform to have a say in the discussions. Griefing is not allowed on the server and we will roll it back for you without you having to deal with the hassle of claiming land. This allows for a great deal of freedom while building your builds! All your belongings are locked away from other players through LWC so you don’t have to worry about players stealing from you. A few of the plugins that give our server it’s unique characteristics are: CoreProtect, LWC, MCMMO and SilkSpawners. Some other features you might check in for are: vote crates, daily bonuses and the economy system. If you’re looking for a vanilla server with a bit of spice this is the server for you.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Potions Brewed: 80 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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