Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Servers

  • MC Evolved

    MC Evolved

    MC Evolved [1.19.4] [Survival Eco]

    Server IP: play.mcevolved.netABOUT US Welcome to MC Evolved, a brand new, feature rich server dedicated to creating a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for players of all kinds! What are you waiting for?! Connect now at: IP: play.mcevolved.net Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/YUTQNWhnZn

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Buildings Constructed: 50
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 64
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AS SMP

    AS SMP

    This is a small community semi-vanilla SMP for everyone to join! We currently do have a whitelist to avoid hackers and that sorts of people. So you need to join the Discord and type your In-game-username so we can whitelist you. We have /shop, /tpa, /home, claiming,…. PVP is enabled and is possible everywhere in the world. We would be glad to see you join our fun smp!Our Discord link: https://discord.gg/KDatnxxKYR If the link does not work for you, add Alexstreep#4020 on Discord.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Prime Network

    Prime Network

    Welcome to Prime Network We are currently hosting Lobby,Survival (Whitelisted) and Skyblock Our network is based on new versions so you can only join with 1.19+ versionsGive us a chance and join today Server doesn’t require a PREMIUM ACCOUNT! If you need any help join our discord!DISCORD INVITE: http://discord.me/primenetwork

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FreedomCraft

    FreedomCraft

    FreedomCraft aims to provide a positive experience defined by progression, community, competition, and player freedom. Players progress through a unique combination of leveling systems, unlocking bonuses and perks along the way. Players have consistent interaction with one another through events and handcrafted dungeons by our build team. Players compete for economic dominance and the power that this brings. All of these factors are ordered toward increasing player freedom, and the game is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of how many facets of the server they choose to participate in.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Towns Built: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EnviroCraft

    EnviroCraft

    EnviroCraft is a semi-vanilla survival server.The only plugins added are intended to prevent griefing and create the best experience for the user.Our forum: https://enviro.enjin.com/PvP is enabled, however there is no strong emphasis on participating or not. You can get a players head if you kill them (its a small chance but looting helps greatly).Our goal is to host a survival server, for a small community to enjoy with others. Everyone is welcome!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 9412
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MxRox NetWork

    MxRox NetWork

    Welcome to the Minecraft server GTA (Guns), where players can experience an exciting combination of PVP and PVE gameplay. This server offers a range of game modes, including Hunger Games, Factions, and Mini-Games. With the addition of guns, the gameplay takes on a whole new level of intensity.The GTA server offers a unique and exciting twist on the traditional PVP experience. Players can participate in raids against powerful bosses, compete in Envoy events, and loot in-game chests for valuable rewards. They can also buy houses and apartments to serve as their base of operations and conquer the GTA by fighting other gangs.One of the most popular game modes on the GTA server is Hunger Games. In this game mode, players compete against each other to be the last ones standing. With guns added to the mix, the competition is even more intense. Players must scavenge for weapons and resources, build alliances, and fight to survive.The Factions game mode offers both PVP and PVE gameplay, as players must work together to build up their faction while also defending it from enemy factions. The addition of guns adds a new layer of strategy to this game mode, as players must balance offense and defense.The Mini-Games mode offers a variety of different games for players to enjoy, all with guns as the central theme. Whether you want to participate in a gunfighting competition or a game of capture the flag, there’s something for everyone in this game mode.For those who prefer a more vanilla experience, the server also offers Vanilla One Block, where players start with just one block and must expand and survive on their own. And for those who want a more traditional survival experience, there’s Vanilla SMP, where players must gather resources, build shelter, and survive against the elements.The server also offers a bounty system, where players can claim bounties on other players and hunt down their targets. Auctions are held regularly, where players can bid on valuable items and weapons. And supply drops add an element of unpredictability to the game, as players must compete to grab valuable supplies before they disappear.With its unique blend of PVP and PVE gameplay, the GTA server offers an exciting and challenging experience for Minecraft players. The addition of guns adds a whole new layer of strategy and intensity to the game, making it an unforgettable experience for those who dare to enter the world of GTA.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Paradise Chile Network

    Paradise Chile Network

    Hello! We are Paradise Chile Network, one of the only servers set up in Chile, you will have excellent latency if you are from Latam, we currently have 2 modalities, Survival-Protections and Skyblock! What are you waiting for to join?IP: play.paradisemc.clWe have Discord community:Discord: https://discord.gg/caGjYDAVbu

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FarSkyblock

    FarSkyblock

    FarSkyblock is server based around the different game-modes of Skyblock. Starting now with OneBlock we look to expand and improve our player engagement with tons of activities to keep them busy. We also look towards the F2P aspect to where anything you can donate for, you can pretty much obtain in game over time! Come check us out and join us in this currently expanding server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SagaCraft Brazil

    SagaCraft Brazil

    Venture into mining, create alliances and compete for the prominent position as “The richest on the server”. Join us on this journey and discover a world to explore, fight, prosper and have fun! Get ready for an unparalleled survival experience.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Universal-Rebirth

    Universal-Rebirth

    Universal Rebirth Minecraft Network: Adventure and CommunityExperience our main mode, Citybuild, and exciting side modes like Bedwars on our constantly updated, stable server. New: Realistic Survival mode for an intense experience!We focus on collaborative development by integrating player opinions into our planning. Our friendly team promotes harmonious interactions and is always available to chat.Support social projects through active gaming or financial contributions – all proceeds go to social initiatives and server development.On our Discord you can find out the latest information, receive fast support and take part in event planning. We offer regular events with rewards such as items and in-game money.We have a zero tolerance policy towards bullying and discrimination and look forward to welcoming you to our server!Your Universal Rebirth Team

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocks2Die

    Blocks2Die

    BLOCKS2DIE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SERVER An MMORPG type survival server with weapons and hordes of zombies, focused on an apocalypse, which Only the most experienced will be able to overcome.Do you think you have what it takes to survive? ENTER NOW!!! IP: mc.blocks2die.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5144 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WorldCraft

    WorldCraft

    Survival Server 1.20x Focused on Vanilla, but with plugins that improve players’ gameplay. Ranks We have VIPS Economy Pets Clans Wars Events And much more… Come play with us!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LotusMC

    LotusMC

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Potions Brewed: 160 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pride Central Smp

    Pride Central Smp

    Welcome to our LGBTQIA+ inclusive and friendly Minecraft survival server, where everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is a safe and supportive space for players of all identities to come together and enjoy the wonderful world of Minecraft.We believe in celebrating diversity and promoting inclusivity, which is why we have created an environment where every player can express themselves freely. Whether you identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, asexual, or any other identity, you’ll find a warm and accepting community here.But that’s not all – we’re all about having a blast too! Our server hosts a variety of exciting events that are sure to tickle your creative spirit. From building competitions that let your imagination run wild to art competitions that showcase your unique talents, there’s always something happening to keep you engaged.So whether you’re a master builder, an artistic genius, or just looking for a place to connect with like-minded folks, our LGBTQIA+ inclusive survival Minecraft server is the perfect place for you. Join us and be part of an incredible community where friendship, creativity, and acceptance reign supreme!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 453 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SageCraft

    SageCraft

    Are you tired of the same old p2W 1.8.9 faction experience? We have spent months working with Tequila-Spigot, the newest cannoning.jar that allows for 1.8 cannons on the newest versions of Minecraft. That’s right, this is not a 1.8 server. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏.𝟐𝟎.2 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏.𝟖 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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