Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 455235 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Crops Grown: 8986
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Survivaldub

    Survivaldub

    Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Chimeras Created: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Acorn

    Acorn

    Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

    MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Villages Defended: 16
    Chimeras Created: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BiscuitSMP

    BiscuitSMP

    Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Magic Items Found: 2471 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Dimension Hops: 12
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MineFruit

    MineFruit

    Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • RLCraft by CraftersLand

    RLCraft by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8170 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Hometown

    Hometown

    Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Mines Excavated: 4676

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • GrimmRP

    GrimmRP

    Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2446 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 132
    Crops Grown: 5533 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SiphonMC

    SiphonMC

    Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MCLabs

    MCLabs

    In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ByCraft

    ByCraft

    Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 816146 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • hugeboxes

    hugeboxes

    Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Addictive

    Addictive

    Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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