Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Farms Harvested: 633
Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Thanks Prison

    Thanks Prison

    50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 507763 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Silvermons

    Silvermons

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Ascendant Survival

    Ascendant Survival

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Cherry Survival

    Cherry Survival

    [1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MineRefuge

    MineRefuge

    MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • The future

    The future

    Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Ores Mined: 7004
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • EnchantedMC

    EnchantedMC

    We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Villages Defended: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 128

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Survivify

    Survivify

    Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Farms Harvested: 491 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • WilderCraft

    WilderCraft

    New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BeeMC

    BeeMC

    BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Dimension Hops: 11
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Chaktet

    Chaktet

    Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • i-Pixelmon

    i-Pixelmon

    Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • HappyCloud

    HappyCloud

    Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MineKeo Network

    MineKeo Network

    Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • KiwiSMP

    KiwiSMP

    1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Void Gems Collected: 38

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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