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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 152 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!