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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 6546 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!