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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9342 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1460 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 8677 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!