Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

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So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyKoreaWarriors

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Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	3861	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

Chatathon, collaboration, Competition, coordination, finish line, Horse, horse race, last moment, mingle, mingling, Race, strategy, synchronicity, Talking, teamwork, Timing, Unity, Visiting, wandering

come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

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LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Towns Built:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Buildings Constructed:	47
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

invited

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On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Animals Bred:	171
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

abhorrent, Adventures, atrocities, blocky, Despicable, dictator, disbelief, disbelief in humanity, Evil, fascism, Genocide, history repeating itself, hitler, horrific crimes, Inhumanity, LITERALLY HITLER, Minecraft, Monstrous, Outrageous, Server, shock, This can’t be true, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable atrocities

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

‘Minecraft SMP – LOL General’

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🤣🎮 Join our Minecraft SMP server for the REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

🌟 Our server is so lit, it’s like Worlds 2024 event pass on steroids! We’ve got Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary all hanging out in our world.

🚀 Need some legendary action? How about Dark Star Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana (+Prestige) causing chaos in our server? It’s like a cosmic party up in here!

🤯 And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP builds and account stats to help you dominate the game. Check out u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics for all the insider info you need to crush your enemies.

👀 Oh, and did I mention our model viewer is so on point, it’s like you’re actually in the game? Get up close and personal with your favorite champions and skins like never before.

🏆 Plus, we’ve got Pickems that will have you predicting the future like a pro. Join our server and show off your skills by picking the winners of all the epic battles to come.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a crazy situation like REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! 🤣🎮

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MommaDramaCraft

adult social worker, difficult decisions, end of life care, estranged mother, estrangement, family conflict, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family responsibilities, MommaDramaCraft, Mothers’ care, no contact, OBLIGATION, parental abandonment, Resentment, sibling relationships, Siblings, terrible mother

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

destabilization, Disinformation, EU, Europe, extremism, far-right movements, foreign relations, influence campaigns, information warfare, Interference, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, Server, strategy, subversion, Tactics

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

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come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1531	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

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u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BRAZIL Network

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A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Chaotic Network

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IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

battle barge, Battle Brothers, community update, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, heresy edition, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, OPERATIONs, patch notes, PvP, ROADMAP, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, WARFARE, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3