Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
Rainbows Spotted: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • XanthaCraft

    XanthaCraft

    We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on!  KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 191 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • The Orange

    The Orange

    Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Ores Mined: 6337 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • WildCraftMC

    WildCraftMC

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Dimension Hops: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • VolcCraft

    VolcCraft

    Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Pandam

    Pandam

    Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • PokeParadise

    PokeParadise

    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Enchantments Applied: 74

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Cwoare Network

    Cwoare Network

    Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CherryLand

    CherryLand

    Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Faeberry

    Faeberry

    Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Meadow SMP

    Meadow SMP

    Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • AppleMC

    AppleMC

    join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • WestMC

    WestMC

    Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 6580
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • GREEN MC

    GREEN MC

    “Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MysticLand

    MysticLand

    MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2584 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Emeralds Found: 9324 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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