Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Runes Activated: 8
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • HexArchon

    HexArchon

    Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Teacher

    Teacher

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Dimension Hops: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • WHY

    WHY

    NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Havzmar

    Havzmar

    Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Towns Built: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Sapphire SMP

    Sapphire SMP

    Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ContentVeen

    ContentVeen

    ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Alien Abductions: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 30

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6871 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 13

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6908 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Dimension Hops: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 23

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 54
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Villages Defended: 13
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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