Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ores Mined: 8667
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 27

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NiftySMP

    NiftySMP

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MythriaNET

    MythriaNET

    Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

     __________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • AxolotlSMP

    AxolotlSMP

    Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Animals Bred: 84
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Crops Grown: 1616

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ShatteredVanilla

    ShatteredVanilla

    ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyMynes

    CraftyMynes

    Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Falling into the Void: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CrafterLife

    CrafterLife

    You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Star Shards Collected: 141 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • World of Eldin

    World of Eldin

    Founded December 10th, 2010 We do not Tolerate CheatersHackers. Flight, speed, or x-ray will get you banned. We do allow Mini-map. The World of Eldin is not a very easy place to excel. You have the choice to just live off the land out in the wilderness, try and amass enough money to have your land protected, or go the cheaper route and buy land in a city. Our money is iConomy based, and our virtual currency is called Trade-Bars, with Bits used as coins or change. These Trade-Bars are used to buy a multitude of items from player shops and server shops or to buy a variety of land choices for you to build on. After purchasing a plot of land, you will earn yourself a title. Your first title will most likely be Gentry 100 wild tiles or Villager 100 city tiles. Titles are how you get yourself known around the World of Eldin, and they each come with some server responsibilities of their own.Griefing in Eldin is frowned upon, but if you live in the unprotected wilderness expect it City life is so much easier. You can make money by selling certain items to shops, or to other players. Maybe even get hired to perform a job for someone Living in a city or on any protected land will protect you and your precious items from those nasty griefers. With time invested in our server you will soon see your small plot begin to grow into a town, flourish into a hamlet, and evolve into a great thriving empire. Ruled by YOU Declare war, control trade, fight monsters, or spend some time with friends. If you’re tired of visiting servers that disappear over night, give us a try. We have been around for over 8 years and will hopefully be around for a long time to come. Hope to see you there

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1662 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • FTB Revelation by CraftersLand

    FTB Revelation  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rev.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Revelation 1.12.2 Modpack

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Creepers Lab

    Creepers Lab

    You like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Get involved in building contests? All this while surviving nights and discovering new worlds? Then join us today, you won’t regret it!We’re a Minecraft network and community that has been around since 2011, with no main world reset: we’re in this for the long term! We’re always looking for friendly new faces to join us. Our active staff is here to help newcomers get started and to fix issues. Griefing is not tolerated and quickly reverted. Our primary gameplay mode and focus is near-vanilla survival, but we also offer alternatives described below. Several community builds have been created over time, like an extensive rail network, for the benefit of all. View our Seven Wonders for a showcase of what our players have done in the past!We support both Java and Bedrock editions, the players from both platforms being able to play with each other! We welcome Minecraft newcomers and veteran builders alike, and we want you to feel right at home. Our network is run on a fast, dedicated hardware server to keep lag to a minimum.Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: – More than a hundred achievements, ranging from building targets to exploration… and explosions; – Challenges, with a new map every month; – Adventure areas with custom loot; – Minigames, like parkour and PvP; – And more!Registration is required to access most survival worlds, but we also have a starter world where you can start to play right now. There are multiple benefits to registration, including achievements tracking, a custom web profile, and the ability to earn Merit Points through various events! The process is automatic, so you can play within minutes. We also have a Discord server, linked with the in-game chat, so people can stay in touch with other builders even outside the game itself! Visit our website, maybe look at the forums, then point your Minecraft client to play.creeperslab.net today for some fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Runes Activated: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Super Fun Time

    Super Fun Time

    Super Fun Time is a community of players that enjoy to build, have fun, and occasionally fall in some lava by accident. Our servers (Survival, Creative, SFTModded and others) are a great place to come around, build and grow with a community of dedicated players!Some highlights of our servers are: – Active staff team which helps players by protecting their builds and by guiding them – mcMMO with custom rates – An active Economy with a staff ran shop and player shops – Custom items/blocks/machines, added with the help of the Slimefun plugin – An active EventHost team which is constantly hosting events (board game, spleef, parkour, wipeout, grassluck and many others) – Fun gadgets and toys (Custom weapons, A proprietary Crate system, minigames, vehicles) – A Discord server linked to our servers so you can stay in touch even from your phone when you can’t play MinecraftWe strive to provide an inclusive experience for all of our players, regardless of race, gender, religion or sexual orientation.Our servers: http://tinyurl.com/sftservers

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9952

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ChaosCraftMC

    ChaosCraftMC

    A leading Community-based casual Minecraft network. Skyblock now open.Join us: mbs.chaoscraft.org Get updates: https://twitter.com/PlayChaosCraft Discord: http://chaoscraft.org/discordThe home of Youtubers

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Zondayland

    Zondayland

    Hello, we want to offer our community pure modded gameplay with create, dungeons, dimensions, nether and end custom etc. The game works on application and respect for other players. Survival No reset! join us here: https://discord.gg/6gMWTjzab6

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2251 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • GlowCraft

    GlowCraft

    Description: GlowCraft is a laid back Survival Multi-Player network. We Feature many Options but our main focus is Economy or PvE (Player Vs Economy). Created with the idea “Build Your Own Adventure” Glowcraft Features Custom Item(s) as well as Normal Game play. Depending on your Speed! Everything on our network is obtainable with gameplay. Economy Focus: We believe good game play starts with the player so we offer many ways to interact with the community by trading/selling and buying items in-game **Jobs** **Battle Arena** Win Server wide rewards for the whole community (coming soon) **Seasons** (Coming Soon) **Fully Player Run Economy** **Chest Shops** **Player Warps** **In-Game Reward Shops** **Vote Shop** **Pinata Parties** We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Towns Built: 8
    Alien Abductions: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Enchanted Reef

    Enchanted Reef

    Hello and Welcome to the all new Enchanted Reef Minecraft server!We are a Enhanced Survival server with Custom Mobs, bonus custom recipes, Build protection, and a mining world that resets every month! Updated weekly!We have officially launched and are online, so come now and play! Version 1.20.1!New map!Website: http://www.enchanted-reef.com/Server IP: mc.enchanted-reef.com

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • WardenSMP

    WardenSMP

    We are a Semi-Modded Minecraft server with a good community and staff members you can feel free to play on it. IP Address- ‎ ‎ Java- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp1.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp2.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎Port- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 25565 ‎ ‎Bedrock- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmpb.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎PORT- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 19132 Map Address- ‎ ‎https://wardenmap.dramaticrp.in/

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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