Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

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Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchantments Applied:	128
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.