Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

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Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Void Gems Collected:	40

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	52	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	99465
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8689
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7695	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Astral Projections Made:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Farms Harvested:	153	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	284	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crops Grown:	2999
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mines Excavated:	4783
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ores Mined:	2082
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!