Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

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Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	0	New Chunks Explored:	588590
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Towns Built:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Items Found:	5518
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Towns Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Potions Brewed:	181
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1997	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	55
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7519	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Buildings Constructed:	37
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6439	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.