Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

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Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	491	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Emeralds Found:	8193

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Items Found:	1158
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	908434	Dimension Hops:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	7890	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Potions Brewed:	54	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.