Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

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Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8777	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Buildings Constructed:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	623	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Star Shards Collected:	295	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	110
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Animals Bred:	160
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4576

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Farms Harvested:	159

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.