Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

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Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Zombie Dances:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Farms Harvested:	790	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Crops Grown:	3169
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	858
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.