Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

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Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ores Mined:	7427
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	5782	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8851
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2588	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Emeralds Found:	2364
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	167
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.