Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

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Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchantments Applied:	192
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crops Grown:	3470	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Towns Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Emeralds Found:	995	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!