Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

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Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Endless Night Skies:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Items Found:	7315	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Farms Harvested:	976
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9411

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Animals Bred:	194
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ores Mined:	1771
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.