Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

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Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mines Excavated:	3823
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4042
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Items Found:	8314	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
New Chunks Explored:	846705	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchantments Applied:	117
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Chaktet

Pixelmon

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Animals Bred:	170	Dragon Eggs Found:	8861
Farms Harvested:	599	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mines Excavated:	2397
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HyperHub

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP

HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6845

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.