Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Dragons Tamed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3832
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	626
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ores Mined:	3368	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	180	Void Gems Collected:	26
Emeralds Found:	8116	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mines Excavated:	1764	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

trindadecraft.fun:25788

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Emeralds Found:	7618
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

play.venture-mc.org

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Votes:	7896

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragons Tamed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

play.protectorscraft.us

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Buildings Constructed:	46	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Void Gems Collected:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

play.realmofroyalty.net

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mines Excavated:	2343	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

DownriverSMP.cc