Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/400	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2798
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/200	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Runes Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/300	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/600	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/300	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/200	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/300	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3996	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Votes:	903	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/600	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/600	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7142
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/500	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Dragon Eggs Found:	5055
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/400	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/500	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Crops Grown:	2207
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/400	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Enchantments Applied:	116
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/300	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/900	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1813
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchantments Applied:	74
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Crops Grown:	8742	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/500	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchantments Applied:	294
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crops Grown:	1213
Towns Built:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br