Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	5

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Votes:	6305
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2581	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ores Mined:	2645
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	262	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Crops Grown:	8978
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ores Mined:	4526	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Crops Grown:	9993
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
New Chunks Explored:	233156	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Dimension Hops:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net