Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6510
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	114
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Crops Grown:	4420
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Farms Harvested:	326	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1786	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5397	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	35	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	8355	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	9245	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.