Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Void Gems Collected:	32
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	121
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Animals Bred:	149
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	193	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8049	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2641	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2001	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Emeralds Found:	3302	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Farms Harvested:	314	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.