Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ores Mined:	3711
Zombie Dances:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crops Grown:	3897	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magic Items Found:	6135
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mines Excavated:	3571
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Farms Harvested:	655
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	9184	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.