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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	278	Void Armor Forged:	25
Enchantments Applied:	242	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1464
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Star Shards Collected:	125	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Love Letters Sent:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Mines Excavated:	1893
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

170.205.24.67:25568

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

play.niftymc.com

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

cobble.pokeclash.com

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dimension Hops:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

aztecmc.org

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

play.wavymc.fun