Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Villages Defended:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Runes Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	886	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crops Grown:	7336
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2093	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	522

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4450	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!