Minecraft SMP: APUat85mMCAPMadness

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Are you tired of boring, low-volume Minecraft SMPs that keep crashing and burning like a failed rocket launch? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute chaos you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like that time a player accidentally turned their house into a giant potato or when a creeper started a dance party in the middle of town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unpredictable that the volume randomly goes to zero, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs sound anyway, right? It’s all part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Void Armor Forged:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magic Items Found:	3889
Zombie Dances:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Potions Brewed:	168	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7544	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Love Letters Sent:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Items Found:	5240	Crops Grown:	6147

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7058
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	181
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Nomercymc

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	9066
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5114
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!