Minecraft SMP: APUat85mMCAPMadness

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Are you tired of boring, low-volume Minecraft SMPs that keep crashing and burning like a failed rocket launch? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute chaos you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like that time a player accidentally turned their house into a giant potato or when a creeper started a dance party in the middle of town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unpredictable that the volume randomly goes to zero, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs sound anyway, right? It’s all part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Love Letters Sent:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8267
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ores Mined:	3509	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	179	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Towns Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mines Excavated:	1129

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2931	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.