Minecraft SMP: APUat85mMCAPMadness

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Are you tired of boring, low-volume Minecraft SMPs that keep crashing and burning like a failed rocket launch? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute chaos you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like that time a player accidentally turned their house into a giant potato or when a creeper started a dance party in the middle of town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unpredictable that the volume randomly goes to zero, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs sound anyway, right? It’s all part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Emeralds Found:	2477
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Void Gems Collected:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	New Chunks Explored:	250814
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Animals Bred:	192	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4744	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5829
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Star Shards Collected:	140
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Holy Grails Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3123	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.