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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1922 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.
4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!