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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 2599 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 221 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.
4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!