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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4823 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 158373 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1714 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.
4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!