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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 9476 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 3162 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Votes: | 755 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.
4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!