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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 7815 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.
4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!