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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 6996 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1928 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 285 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.
4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!