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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3252 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 5638 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.
4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!