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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1775 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.
4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!