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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a chicken, and a hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, go play on a different server).

EpikLava

Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4

FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS

oyna.epiklava.com

The War of the Ring MC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Description: Step once more into Middle-Earth, and enter the War of the Ring. A team of enthusiastic and dedicated people have come together to bring forward the best Lord of the Rings MineCraft experience out there. Once you enter the world you will start your journey. Select the race you will play as: Mordor Orcs, Rohirric Man, Shire Hobbit and more. Enter into a protected marketplace, and begin your adventure. Go mining in the Misty Mountains for Mithril, or grow pipeweed near Hobbiton. Go seek the treasure of Erebor, or bend the knee to the Dark Lord in Mordor. Bring your friends or make allies to begin to earn Renown across the lands as someone to follow. Build your Seat of Power, and from their grow your armies until you are ready to wage war! Once you have become strong enough, you can become a true King! This is not a game that everyone will win, this is a war! Bring your intellect, cunning, and knowledge to the table if you have any hope of gaining a Ring of Power. Let alone the One Ring…..Step into Middle-Earth one more time at www.wotrmc.com

wotrmc-world1.com

Finmine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

mc.finmine.net

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

147.135.160.192:25597

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

play.nucklungsmp.fun:55555

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Farms Harvested:	444
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

51.81.49.87:25653

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

104.128.51.213:25585

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	8035
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

mc.dreamcraftmc.uk

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

mc.nightwolfmc.com

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Towns Built:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

elysium.mysrv.us

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	9579	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

lokalcraft.com:25571

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchantments Applied:	101	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

play.noblerealms.com

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Crops Grown:	7843	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

freakplot.minecraft.best

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Play.LeviathanOG.Ro

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

play.vexalmc.co