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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5416	Animals Bred:	156
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

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Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

play.firecrusades.com

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Players Killed by Monsters:	1003
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

jongames.com

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

play.lightmc.uk:25595

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

play.secure-heaven.com

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

mc.amiciingame.com

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

play.mc.lol

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

ms.prismforge.com

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

play.esotericmc.com

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Buildings Constructed:	40
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	7982
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

play.valegate.com

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Gods Slained:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

sky.craftersland.net

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

mc.humblex.net

One Peace

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	154

What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

mc.onepeace.net

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Void Gems Collected:	26	Void Armor Forged:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Alien Abductions:	4
Farms Harvested:	672	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

hojki.serv.nu

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4751
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	123	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Votes:	6709	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

boxventures.minehut.gg

Cataclysm Of Clans

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	2603	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5755
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

cataclysm.factions.ws