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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	174	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a chicken, and a hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu.

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Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Potions Brewed:	139	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

play.vitacraft.eu

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

play.tombmc.com

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mines Excavated:	1997

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

mc.simplemon.online

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	37
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	50	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	429	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	2
Mines Excavated:	2330	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Villages Defended:	13

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Star Shards Collected:	255	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1772
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	4016
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Enchantments Applied:	128
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co